Haunted Lawn

from by 2 Ton Bug

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Bodies in the front yard
Parties in the back.
Brains piled high near the keg
in a stack
It's cursed.
It's hexed.
I think my lawn is haunted
and I think it wants me next.

The grass is black
the driveway can glow
The garden's gonna get ya
just thought you should know
It ate my neighbors
It ate my jeep
It's kinda scary
but the rent is real cheap

What you're standing on
is a haunted lawn
come on

Stay inside
and don't use the swing
give it fertilizer
and you'll live through the spring
Don't try to mow it
there ain't any need
It's haunted by the ghost
of Johnny Appleseed

My life isn't what I wanted
Cause my lawn, they say, is haunted


from It's A Wonderful Life, released June 24, 2013



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Joe Rumrill - Guitarra
Allie Kern - Singing the songs
Mike Birnbaum - Drum hitter
Lemmy Gurtowsky - Bass playing

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