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It's A Wonderful Life

by 2 Ton Bug

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AW! HERE COME THE KIDS! DANG. HERE COME THE KIDS.
2.
I'm Alive! 02:38
I PASSED OUT LAST NIGHT KNOCKED OUT--ASLEEP INSIDE A WOODEN BOX I WAS BURIED OH-SO DEEP BANGIN' ON THE COFFIN DOOR, SCREAMIN' BLOODY MURDER UNDERGROUND HOPING THAT SOMEBODY'LL FEEL THE VIBRATION FROM THE SOUND WHAT A VICIOUS PRANK TO PLAY I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE! YEAH THERE AIN'T MUCH ELSE TO SAY I'M ALIVE SO ALIVE I'M ALIVE I'M ALIVE I'M ALIVE! WELL THERE AINT NO AIR AND THERE AINT NO ROOM I FEEL SO CRAMPED MAN, I'M DOOMED! BANGIN' ON THE COFFIN DOOR, SCREAMIN' BLOODY MURDER UNDERGROUND HOPING THAT SOMEBODY'LL FEEL THE VIBRATION FROM THE SOUND WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS??? WHERE IS SOME FOOD??? I AM SO THIRSTY I AM SO SCREWED MISSING HALF MY SUMMER FEELINGS HURT MAN IT'S SUCH A BUMMER IN THE DIRT.
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R! A! T! S! They’re gnawing through the drywall I hear the chomps Theyre falling off the ceiling I hear the stomps Their little noses sniffing Their tiny claws They can’t be governed They have no laws Better make them feel okay It looks like they’re here to stay Scared away the dog and cat It’s official where I’m at’s The reign of the rat (and I’m open to that) R! A! T! S! I’ve counted thirty thousand In just the hall I think they’re growing on me I’ve named them all I think I’ll welcome them The reign won’t fall I’ll take them on vacation And to the mall R! A! T! S! They’re coming in my bedroom They can’t be stopped They’re stealing all my Wifi I’ll call the cops I think their taking over And that’s okay When all of this is over I'll move away
4.
Moon Dater 02:50
THERE'S A SEXY SATELLITE I SAW IT THROUGH MY SCOPE BEEN SPYING EVERY NIGHT I DON’T THINK I CAN COPE I LOVE ITS CRATERS AND ITS DIFFERENT ATMOSPHERES BEEN WANTING TO ASK IT FOR SO MANY YEARS I GOTTA FEELIN THAT I’M GONNA TAKE THE MOON ON A DATE WE'RE GONNA DANCE, WE'LL SEE A MOVIE, DRINK A WINE, WE'RE GONNA ICE SKATE I GOTTA FEELIN THAT I’M GONNA TAKE THE MOON ON A DATE SO GRAB YOUR PURSE GET IN THE CAR BECAUSE IT’S GONNA BE GREAT! I’LL PAY FOR DINNER AND I’LL LISTEN TO IT TALK COMPLIMENT IT ON ITS DIFFERENT TYPES OF ROCK. WHERE’S ALL THE GRAVITY? IS THAT A NEW PERFUME? YOU WANNA DO AN ORBIT YOU WANNA GET A ROOM? THINK ABOUT ATOMIC WEIGHT THINK ABOUT A LONG ROTATE THINK ABOUT THE CRESCENT PHASE THINK ABOUT THE GAMMA RAYS THINK ABOUT A FULL ECLIPSE THINK ABOUT THE RADAR BLIPS LUNAR MODULES, ROCKET SHIPS I’M GONNA KISS THE MOON ON THE LIPS
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Down at the duckpond I spend my nights I feed the animals and bet on the fights Down at the duckpond Living for free Down at the duckpond Please leave me be People say it's dangerous to sit upon this bench I don't mind the honking I don't mind the stench Gotta lotta pent up rage Gotta lotta spark I’m gonna feed the ducks tonight And sit here in the dark Down at the duckpond Theyre all my pets I do all my yelling I make my threats Down at the duckpond I get my thrills I have no debts But man I got bills Down at the duckpond Down at the duckpond
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Haunted Lawn 02:40
Bodies in the front yard Parties in the back. Brains piled high near the keg in a stack It's cursed. It's hexed. I think my lawn is haunted and I think it wants me next. The grass is black the driveway can glow The garden's gonna get ya just thought you should know It ate my neighbors It ate my jeep It's kinda scary but the rent is real cheap What you're standing on is a haunted lawn come on Stay inside and don't use the swing give it fertilizer and you'll live through the spring Don't try to mow it there ain't any need It's haunted by the ghost of Johnny Appleseed My life isn't what I wanted Cause my lawn, they say, is haunted
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I REV MY CYCLE AND I LOOK TO THE CROWD THEY’RE ROARIN ADJUST MY HELMET AND I JUST FEEL PROUD I’M SOARIN I’M DOWN THE RAMP I’M IN THE AIR MY CAPE IS FLAPPIN IN THE BREEZE I’VE BROKEN EVERY BONE BUT IT WAS WORTH IT BABY I GOT THE MOST ENDORSEMENT DEALS ON EARTH NOW MAYBE AND ALL I GOTTA DO IS CLOSE MY EYES AND HIT THE GAS THE ENGINE’S HOT THE CANYON’S BROWN ANNOUNCERS BROADCAST TO THE TOWN IT’S UP TO ME TO BUCKLE DOWN AND JUMP THIS GORGE THE SUN IT BEATS MY SWEAT IT POURS MY MOTORCYCLE DOES ITS ROARS IT’S LIFE OR DEATH THE CHOICE IS YOURS TO JUMP THIS GORGE MY MILES PER HOUR ARE AS HIGH AS I CAN PUSH ‘EM I NEED SOME SILENCE AND I DO MY BEST TO SHUSH ‘EM I GOT A JOB TO DO AND DAMMIT I AM READY FOR WHATEVER…YA GOT A WHIFF OF GASOLINE A DISTANT EAGLE SCREECHIN’ AN OPEN STRETCH OF VALLEY SEEMS IT’S EVER REACHIN’ IT’S ALL OR NOTHIN ITS MY LIFE I’M COUNTIN DOWN TO TAKE-OFF TIME READY? SET? GO NEVER SAY NO READY? SET? GO NEVER SAY NO
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there's something different about her eyes they're blacked out so big & shiney and wide i think she's got me in a trance hypnotized with 1 glance her threads are rad and all her shirts are tie dyed there's something different about her skin smooth and green and like some kind of reptilian i asked her what she does for fun if she wants to come see 2 ton she said yea yo i can hook up a show at area 51 she's out of this world she's outta this world she said she's visiting from out of town she crashed her ride and i said she could crash on my couch i told her id show her a good time but she said 'just take me to ur dealer' and flashed me a peace sign i said id help her find a job online she's so qualified cause she can move objects with her mind she's so different, she's so dope, she's like nothing ie ever seen all i know is that she makes me want to believe
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Roadrunner’s on in a minute or two Then after that it’s Mr. Magoo I’m gonna watch until my eyes fall out Gumby and the Jetsons are all I care about I got a bowl of pretzels and a bottle of yoo-hoo There really isn’t anything that I’d rather do Antennae’s busted and the knobs are stuck But I can still see Snoopy so I ain’t outta luck ????? ?????? ??????? you know One more hour of popeye and I’m ready to go The world could end up covered in a blanket of smog And I really wouldn’t care, if I could still see droopy dog We could crash into the sun and meet all of our ends But I’m just gonna sit here and watch Garfield and Friends Ooooo I’m gonna sit and watch cartoons As your world lies in ruins I’ll just sit and watch cartoons

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Dear friends,
Please enjoy our second album, before summer leaves us all in the dust. Big thanks to Zack Brower for guitar solo, both the Captain's House and Casa de Bluejay for letting us record there, and both Frog and Toad for posing for the cover. Let us know if you like it: 2tonbug@gmail.com

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released June 24, 2013

produced by the gentle touch of Mike Birnbaum
cover art by the mighty hand of Allison Kern

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2 Ton Bug New York, New York

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Joe Rumrill - Guitarra
Allie Kern - Singing the songs
Mike Birnbaum - Drum hitter
Lemmy Gurtowsky - Bass playing

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